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The Bolas del Diablo come 4 inside a Designer Gold Box
with real Satin Ribbon Bow with gold trim
These make excellent gifts



The back of the packaging

THESE ARE ADULT CANDIES. 21 AND OVER ONLY (18 IN SOME COUNTRIES)

These little coconut rum balls are so sweet & seductive at first... but can be so mean..

They seem so innocent you can eat them too fast and get Laid OUT. There's the equivalent of a Shot of overproof rum in every box... so if you can't hold your liquor these candies will get a HOLD of YOU.

Think of everything the Devil represents... the temptation, the seduction, the gluttony... the Lie... these things lay so banally in the box... harmlessly covered in chocolate like an ordinary treat... and when you taste them, the flavor so romantic & comforting... then Moments Later the SIN BEGINS! You try to stop yourself from eating another... but they call your name...you can't hear it out loud... you hear it deeply embedded in your Heart & Brain... they call out to you to caress them with your Mouth... no matter what you try to do... you CAN'T get their pleading out of your head... you make an excuse for just another nibble... just a tiny nibble, and the moment you give in, you have relinquished your control... and its at the moment that you satisfyingly finish the last tender morsel of coconut that these "Candies" reveal that they weren't Really a "Candy"... and you weren't ever really ever in "Control"... and that's when they start to control YOU: The uncontrollable giggle, the racy joke, the dancing, the laughter... the bedroom eyes... then... what Else??

 
HANDMADE ORGANIC DIFFERENCE
These treats are handmade... and when you TASTE the difference, you will NEVER want to go back to store-bought candies. My secret is in the preparation & quality of ingredients. Made with the freshest of live groceries: The coconuts are whole, live freshly grated, never dehydrated in sulfur dioxide. Evaporated Cane Juice instead of white sugar. Pure organic spices, whole vanilla beans, and a secondary underbase vanilla rum to pull it all in.

You haven't tasted an oral symphony until you've tasted the rich layers of flavors, under-flavors & supporting flavors of my organic ingredients. The sugar I use is imported from an organic free-trade farm in the robust hills of Brasil, the vanilla; hand-scraped from pure vanilla beans, the spices; organic, (never killed & dried with sulfur dioxide), the rum; Wray & Nephew--the most potent over-proof from the authentic distilleries of Jamaica, the chocolate; Flown in from the Amazon. Dark, Rich & Organic. Read the reviews, People who don't like coconut still LOVE my candies. And dont worry abt the "dark chocolate" being "bitter" My Chocolate is Organic, Pure, & Natural. Organic cane sugar  is used to mild the flavor with pure cocoa liqueurs & butters. This organic chocolate has more pure cacao per ounce than any milk chocolate on or off the market. You get all of the physical  benefits of chocolate without all the fats & guilt. When you taste this Chocolate the flavor is romantic, bittersweet & lingers like your first heart-ache... letting you know you've been touched by the Real Thing!    Im more excited for you all to taste them, than I am about anything else!  You'll see... they speak to you. They call your name... They really DO grab a hold of you & take control of you.
 
 
WHY "BOLAS DEL DIABLO?"
After I announced the controversial new name of "Bolas Del Diablo" I had several people write to me & complain. They want me to use a picture of an angel, they want an image of a tropical isle, they want a picture of a woman... they want something sweet nice & playful. Well if THAT's what you're expecting then you DON'T need to buy these "Candies." I went into FULL detail on the mailing list about how they got their name. I was LAYING IN BED After eating the LAST ONE I VOWED I would allow myself to Consume. How did I get "In Bed??": I tried to eat half a rumball to see if it still had "kick," I don't remember how many I ate, but before I knew it, something had Kicked Me & My Butt, and I had to go lay down... The phone rang, and as I slurred my words, fist clenched weakly, I cursed these treats exclaiming I would Never eat another one of these danged "Devil's Balls!" I have low tolerance for alcohol I know... but even the addiction of the flavor... and the fact that they still beseech me... and call out to me... they beg me to eat them...  & its not just me. My workers come in everyday begging for for treats. My UPS Driver is afraid of them, & Im hoping I sell them out quickly so I can get them away from me! So if you're expecting a tropical vacation, you're going into this with the wrong attitude. Picture yourself in a straight jacket (after going crazy from these treats) then trying to gnaw off your jacket arm & risk spiraling further down into addiction... doing ANYTHING to get one of these treats. I can guarantee; You may not remember Everything in your life, but you'll NEVER Forget these "Candies." The addictiveness is anything but "Heavenly." Mark my words & take heed: The candies are addicting. You will TRY to not eat the whole box.. but your box will be gone in a day... and if you have another box as a "Gift" for somebody else... these candies will MAKE YOU rip open someone esle's present. Imagine how Horrible that will make you feel? Eating someone else's treats? Hiding these from your spouse & friends, lying to people so you can eat more for yourself?  Does that sound "Heavenly?" I'm a sane and rational person. Im calling these Bolas Del Diablo for a REASON. Take Heed :-D




 MY TESTIMONY:
Each box of four is the equivalent of a shot of overproof alcohol... and the trick is that they are wrapped in ribbons of innocent flavors... seductive vanillas, sweet tender sugar cane, scintillating carousels of pure dark organic chocolate, and that tiny inner warmth of alcohol... which grows and grows into this behemoth which makes you lose control... all the while under the guise of being a "candy"

That's why I say these things are of the Devil... bcz its camouflaged and comes with no warning... you think you're having fun... but the rum balls have the last laugh, as you don't know if you're doing what you're doing bcz you WANT to... or bcz the overproof has control of YOU!

"Even the intoxication is intoxicating!"

Seriously, the intoxication is so SWIFT & Sneaky, that often, I have not known I was intoxicated... one moment Im fine... the next, I cant get my fingers to close a ziploc bag... my motor skills are messed up & I think its a part of my imagination... until I come back from that daydream and realize Im STILL trying to close a ziploc... and I don't even know what the ziploc was FOR!
 
-Tko

Heed my warning People.
Because Im descriptive & dramatic ppl think I exaggerate! :-P
And my product made a Believer out of them!
I only speak it as I see it.

(On a side note I AM quite alcohol-sensitive... so while these candies are a bit Much for me... My hope is that people with higher tolerance can really get some enjoyment out of them... and for ppl who don't like the taste of alcohol that they can finally enjoy it camouflaged as a candy).
 
ADULTS ONLY!
Please Eat Responsibly
Please wait at least an hour before operating heavy machinery.

I don't exaggerate when I say they're addicting. I don't want you to get one box then come back and they're gone. They will be sealed airtight. (During testing I left them partially open the alcohol was strong surplus of 2 weeks). Refrigerate or Freeze. (I personally like them better at room temperature, if you're storing for long periods freezing has been known to preserve fresh items). Please share your technique & experience.

 Buy them as gifts.

WARNING: If you are getting these as a 'Gift' DO NOT TASTE THEM FIRST... or give the Gift away BEFORE you taste yours... as these things are of the Devil... and I have had several customers come back saying they "Intended" on giving them away... Then... we all know what happened :-P
 


These little spiked rum balls are a delicious adult treat. The flavor goes in smooth, and that sneaky Uncle Wray & Nephew Overproof rum comes in from behind & grabs a hold of you. There's a party in every box

One bite, Bites you right Back!
This is no joke...

__________

"Tonya gave these to me as a birthday gift. Man these things get me high. This was better than the other ones without the rum. But you must eat these on your day off"

-UPS Driver




GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) According to the Surgeon General, women should not drink alcoholic beverages during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects. (2) Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems”



Please click here to read your country's specific alcohol warning

All appropriate instructions should be followed as dictated by your particular country or region in regards to alcohol consumption
By buying this product you agree that you are of the legal age and authority to consume alcoholic product. Knockout Industries LLC. makes no claims nor assumes liability for this product once it leaves our facility. All person's purchasing are responsible for keeping this product out of the reach of minors.
It is against the law to sell or supply alcohol to, or to obtain alcohol on behalf of, a person under the age of 18 years

PLEASE EAT RESPONSIBLY



Below are some comments I've gotten.
 
*Slurring* "I thinken these candies maken ppl dronk" - Lily- Domininan Republic
 
*Angry* "Tonya, these rumballs have entirely TOO MUCH RUM! You go on ahead. The Government is going to come for you!" - Dad
 
*Happy* "These things are Really Good! It doesn't taste like it has alcohol in it. I give it a 9 out 10. The only thing which would have made them better is if Tonya Hadn't a stopped me from eating the whole box! I gave half a rumball to my boyfriend & we both had a good time. They are so GOOD! But be careful: I'm a bartender & we both felt it. They're expensive but they're SOOO Worth it!" - Tanisha, Bronx
 
*Confused* "Tonya, if you're going to be selling these to women, why don't you use a more LADY-LIKE Rum? I'm a Man & I feel it! How are these women gonna handle that? I mean, you know this is WRAY & NEPHEW!!" Andrew, Queens NY
 
*Apprehensive* "Addictive. Definitely. Irresistable. Once you taste them, Umm, I can't think of the word... you just keep coming back for more. To me, these candies are just perfect. They're on the STRONG Side, but that's what I Love about them... that's why its dangerous too & I like to drink! You can have a romantic night at home with these rumballs and a little brandy on the rocks. For Adults Only! Guys, you can get these Bolas for your lady. You  know women love those chocolate gifts and you can both be happy: Champagne & Rumballs, Brandy & Rum Balls & its ON!  ;-)" Aki- Japan
 
*Excited* "Those Rum Balls are GOOD! And those Rum-Raisins are *Effin* STRONG! Its like they're sitting in a jar of Rum. It was me & my wife's Anniversary, first we ate the Rum Balls, then we had the Rum Raisin. My wife was like "Whoa!" We had a GOOD Time. She Really Liked it. She liked everything. Tonight we're going to continue with the CinnaMint Soak... Maybe we'll try the rum raisins with ice cream?" Chris- Brooklyn
 

 Its unlike anything you can taste in a store, or made from lesser ingredients. The ingredients are the best of the best & Really Expensive -Top Quality. & you can TASTE the difference. I Guarantee it!-Tko
 
IF you even Think you may want the Bolas Del Diablo- (Sweet rum-soaked crumbly succulent coconut treats covered in molten dark chocolate and infused with the undercurrent of strong overproof rum caressing every tongueful... each bite bringing you closer & closer to the floor), or know someone who may....
PLEASE get them now!!
 
Rather than trying to tell you about the Balls, I will let let the Balls Speak to YOU
(See below)
 
STEP 1:
First we choose the Best & Brightest Coconuts
 
 
 
STEP 2:
Each and every Coconut is tasted to be the Crispest, Freshest.
 
 
STEP 3-7:
Next the Stars of the Coconut are Shelled & Grated
Next the vanilla rum caramel is made to a Bubbling-Point
The Coconuts are then Baptized in the Caramel and
Molded into tasty little balls
 
 
 
 
STEP 8:
The Coconut Balls are then Bathed & Soaked in a Lagoon of 
Vanilla Beans (See Black Dots)
and Overproof Rum
 
 
Step 9: 
The Coconut Balls
 (Who have now graduated into Rum Balls)
are submerged in Molten Organic Dark Chocolate of the Amazon
 
 
 
Step:10
The Rumballs
(Who have now graduated into Devil's Balls)
Are cooled into a crisp matte chocolate
 
 
 
Step 11:
The Bolas Del Diablo are placed in
Gold Separators to keep them Cool
 
 
Step 12 - 15:
The Bolas Del Diablo are then Sealed Airtight
placed in a Golden Box
Labeled, Covered with a Real Satin Bow and
adequately adorned with warning labels &
 


Step 16:
Golden foil stamped decorative  back label
 
 


PLEASE GET YOURS TODAY!
 

 





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  56 of 56 people found the following review helpful:
 
Bolas deliciousos!! January 30, 2012
Reviewer: Sheryl Glenn from NY, NY United States  
The Bolas were so yummy! They were intended as gifts but I had to try them. They made me feel warm and relaxed but hardly drunk, as other people experienced. I loved them and ended up eating the entire order in 2 days! So much for gifting them. One consolation is I was decent enough to let my hubby taste a couple. We both want more!! LOL They should be available year round girl! You just can't keep such pure goodness away!

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  50 of 50 people found the following review helpful:
 
Bolas del diablo January 19, 2012
Reviewer: tracey martin from hollis, NY United States  
Excellent by time I came back to order more you were sold out.

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  50 of 50 people found the following review helpful:
 
Coconut Rum Balls January 16, 2012
Reviewer: Mizz Ambitious  
Is rum good for you in moderation? The answer is most certainly yes. Different rums contain different amounts of calories, however when consumed it can have health benefits and be a healthy form to relieve stress, lower blood pressure, and as a sleep aid. Dark Chocolate is good for you as well.
These rum balls is excellent for special occasions.


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  1 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
 
It was okay ... but Tonya still gets a PLUS January 15, 2012
Reviewer: Keshawna Gaskin from Jacksonville, FL United States  
The balls were okay , although I was a little disappointed about the size of the box which I believed was misleading. I'm not a big fan of coconut or rum but I still ate them because my money paid for them - just wanted to see what all the hype was about. Me and my mom ate the balls.... it didn't do a thing to me or my mom however my mom did say the balls were HOT referencing to the rum . My mom also said the balls were made the " right way" so Tonya gets a PLUS for that one.  
Would I buy the rum balls again? ... not sure because I don't like coconut in that form . I would drink the coconut water and eat the jelly but to eat grainy shaves coconut in cake or some other dessert I really dislike. It's just how it feels in my mouth.


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  78 of 78 people found the following review helpful:
 
I never knew I liked "Balls" January 7, 2012
Reviewer: Lesiab from CA United States  
These little balls of the devil are good.  I like the grainulated taste of the natural sugar and the shreaded coconut.  I think the dark chocolate balances out the sweetness really well.

I like the longer submerged balls better because they gave me a "buzz." LOL.  

***Warning****
Do not eat one of the strong balls before working out.  I made the mistake and I was sweating like the devil, devil balls that is, but I felt good.   :)

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